2,314 plays

  • Trackname:

    Dani California

  • Artist:

    Red Hot Chili Peppers

  • Album:

    Stadium Arcadium

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

(via whorville)

r0sieelisabeth:

r0sieelisabeth:

Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?

i’m getting more gay

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rlmjob:

Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

(via meowmeido)

herspanic:

girls just wanna have fun

(Source: djisbak, via wiifitgoddess)

Timestamp: 1371612636

badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

jaclcfrost:

hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

(Source: follower, via caseyanthonyofficial)

the-need-to-please:

*grabby hands* WAAAANT!

(Source: petal-metal, via sluttymind)

Timestamp: 1370839580